Hey guys! It's Lauren again! I have some riddles for you! The answers are at the bottom of this page!
1) There was this lady and she was going down the road. When she stopped and turned right at an intersection she found herself in jail. Why?
2) Knock. Knock. Who's there? Boke. Boke who? I'm sorry I don't speak french!!!!
3) There was this lady. She was up on top of a building and accidentally fell off, but the fall didn't kill her. Later she died. How did she die?
4) Now let's see how smart you really are!! If you have a can of unopened tennis balls. (the can has three balls in it) Which has more length? The actual tennis ball all the way around or the height of the can?
5) Why do people put fences around the cemetery?
Do you think you have any of the answers? I hope so!! Some of my questions and answers might not make sense. If they don't make sense to you just tell me and I will have my dad explain it to you!!! Hahahahaha! Now here are the answers!
1) She was playing Monopoly!!
2) You already saw the answer up top!
3) She died when she landed on the side walk!! Not during the fall!!!!!
4) The actual tennis ball!!!
5) Because people are just dying to get in!!!
That's all!! If you have a riddle for me or have a question just write me a comment and I will try to get back to you soon!!!
~Lauren~
Apr 29, 2008
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7 comments:
HAHAHA, okay well the monopoly one doesn't exactly make sense either way but I think that I got the french one although I don't exactly speak french. The one with the lady falling off was really easy because I had heard another version before, but I figured it out the first time I heard it. the last one was funny but there are too many possible answers to guess corectly and the one about tennis balls was really easy because pie=3.14. Anyway I liked the jokes.
Here is one. If there was a plane crash on the border of the USA and Canada..where would they bury the survivors?
Loved the other ones. Monoply I figured out. cemetary I heard before, tennis balls I had no clue
The fall was easy.
Thank you as it brought smiles for me as I'm working.
I loved em'.
Here's one for ya:
An old cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed 3 days, and rode out of town on Friday. How did he do that?
I have NO clue!!!!! Please give me the answer soon I'm dying to know!!!!!!
~Lauren~
Hey my dad said his horse was named Friday!!!! Hahahahaha! Good one!!!
~Lauren~
I got all of them from the start.
~Mary
Yah SURE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just make your self look good!!!!!!!! JK!!!! I love you Mary!!!!!!!!!!
~Lauren~
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